Bangkok Stem Cell Symposium a Success!

The Stem Cell Guy rolled into the office a little late today as his head was still spinning after attending the Bangkok International Symposium on Stem Cell Therapy over the weekend. We had presentations, gala dinners, and parties galore. Stem Cell Guy will post a full summary later this week, as soon as my brain gets back to normal.

However, Stem Cell Guy did pick up a few jokes from those wacky stem cell researchers.

Here is how they went--

Stem Cell Cell Guy: "Hi, I'm Stem Cell Guy from Theravitae, the company using Vescell adult stem cell therapy."
Embryonic Stem Cell Guy: "Hello, I'm Embryonic Stem Cell Guy. Nice tumor meet you."

Question- How many stem cell researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer- Five, one to screw in the light bulb and the four others to tell the first one that he screwed in the light bulb incorrectly and that their method of screwing in the light bulb is better and more effective.

Yes, I know what you are thinking. Unfortunately, Stem Cell Guy had to sacrifice his comedy career for his life at Theravitae. However, everytime Stem Cell Guy gets the news that another heart patient treated with Vescell has improved his/her life, Stem Cell Guy thanks his lucky stars that he is here at Theravitae.